PHOTOS — Hawk & Rev: Vampire Slayers

from the movie:

Hawk is a night security guard with a chip on his shoulder... He hates filthy-ass-vampires!

Hawk is a night security guard with a chip on his shoulder... He hates filthy-ass-vampires!

Rev is a skeptical vegan pacifist and Hawk's only friend.

Rev is a skeptical vegan pacifist and Hawk's only friend.

Rev teaches Hawk THAI-CHI to help him deal with his anger... It's not working.

Rev teaches Hawk THAI-CHI to help him deal with his anger... It's not working.

Theo is a writer, vampire slayer and Hawk's big time crush.

Theo is a writer, vampire slayer and Hawk's big time crush.

Just your garden-variety band of filthy-ass-vampires who clearly watched LOST BOYS way too many times.

Just your garden-variety band of filthy-ass-vampires who clearly watched LOST BOYS way too many times.

Hawk discovers vampires and of course... nobody frickin' believes him.

Hawk discovers vampires and of course... nobody frickin' believes him.

Hawk and Rev join forces to save their hometown of Santa Muerte, California, USA from filthy-ass-vampires.

Hawk and Rev join forces to save their hometown of Santa Muerte, California, USA from filthy-ass-vampires.

Jasper was the biggest baddest Vampire Slayer in town, but he crossed over to the other side... the DARK RED SIDE... like blood, you know?

Jasper was the biggest baddest Vampire Slayer in town, but he crossed over to the other side... the DARK RED SIDE... like blood, you know?

Theo joins Hawk and Rev's mission to save Santa Muerte, California, USA from filthy-ass-vampires and things get.... BLOODY!

Theo joins Hawk and Rev's mission to save Santa Muerte, California, USA from filthy-ass-vampires and things get.... BLOODY!

Theo is the wrong woman to mess with... especially if you're an undead-blood-sucker.

Theo is the wrong woman to mess with... especially if you're an undead-blood-sucker.

Hawk finally gives Rev his own "secret stake" to celebrate their victory over filthy-ass vampires.

Hawk finally gives Rev his own "secret stake" to celebrate their victory over filthy-ass vampires.

Hawk is a night security guard with a chip on his shoulder... He hates filthy-ass-vampires!

Rev is a skeptical vegan pacifist and Hawk's only friend.

Rev teaches Hawk THAI-CHI to help him deal with his anger... It's not working.

Theo is a writer, vampire slayer and Hawk's big time crush.

Just your garden-variety band of filthy-ass-vampires who clearly watched LOST BOYS way too many times.

Hawk discovers vampires and of course... nobody frickin' believes him.

Hawk and Rev join forces to save their hometown of Santa Muerte, California, USA from filthy-ass-vampires.

Jasper was the biggest baddest Vampire Slayer in town, but he crossed over to the other side... the DARK RED SIDE... like blood, you know?

Theo joins Hawk and Rev's mission to save Santa Muerte, California, USA from filthy-ass-vampires and things get.... BLOODY!

Theo is the wrong woman to mess with... especially if you're an undead-blood-sucker.

Hawk finally gives Rev his own "secret stake" to celebrate their victory over filthy-ass vampires.

behind the scenes:

POSTER BY… world famous “CULT ARTIST”… the dude designs:

ARTWORK by THE DUDE DESIGNS…. TITLE by CHROME AND LIGHTENING!